“The prosecution once said—quote unquote—‘Maybe if you had a f–king business you actually cared about, you’d get what it takes to run one, but you don’t.’ Well, now I do,” Kourtney fires back, flashing her radiant skin—only for Kim to clap back: “Bitch, I invented glow!”
It’s a Kardashian courtroom showdown for the ages.
Kim Kardashian is taking sister Kourtney Kardashian Barker to “kourt” in a new ad for Kourtney’s wellness brand, Lemme. The hilarious clip dropped Tuesday, shared by both Kim, 45, and Kourtney, 46, across social media, pitting the siblings against each other in a mock trial over Kourtney’s latest launch: Lemme Colostrum.
Kourtney struts into the courtroom and takes the witness stand, where the judge asks: “Ms. Kardashian Barker, you’re accused of hiding your new beauty and gut health secret—Lemme Colostrum. How do you plead?”
“Your Honor, I’ve only ever prioritized myself,” she says. That’s when Kim leaps up, yelling, “Objection! She’s gatekeeping, and I’ve got proof!”
Told to make her case, the SKIMS founder tells the court: “In this family, we share everything—NDAs, glam teams, group chats, and yes, supplements. So when I heard she was working on Lemme Colostrum, I waited… and waited… and waited.”
“Meanwhile, Kourtney’s skin was looking more airbrushed by the day,” Kim adds, mimicking Kourtney’s tone. “But she just kept saying, ‘Kim, it’s not ready yet.’ So I had her followed.”
Kim whips out a poster board of “evidence”—photos of Kourtney clutching a bottle of Lemme Colostrum. Not one to back down, Kourtney hits below the belt, digging up old drama with one of Kim’s most infamous quotes.
“Your Honor, if I may—isn’t it true the prosecution once said, ‘Maybe if you had a f–king business you actually cared about, you’d get what it takes to run one, but you don’t’? Well, now I do. And jealousy isn’t a valid reason to sue.”
“For the record, Lemme Colostrum fixed my gut, boosted my immune system, and yeah—my skin’s glowing,” she adds. Kim cuts in: “Bitch, I invented glow!”
Chaos erupts in the courtroom before Kourtney steals the final line, holding up a Lemme Colostrum gummy to the camera: “Let it be known—I feel amazing. Sue me!”
Both sisters posted the clip on Instagram and TikTok. Kim captioned hers: “Finally getting justice for the group chat now that @lemme Colostrum Gummies & @lemme Colostrum Liquid Liposomal drop 11.6 .” The line playfully nods to last Thursday’s episode of The Kardashians, where Kourtney quit the family group chat after Khloé Kardashian sent a critical text.
Celeb friends and family flooded the comments with love. “This is the BEST ad of all time!!!” Khloé wrote. Mom Kris Jenner gushed: “OMG This is SOOOO good!!! .” Kim’s All Fair co-star Niecy Nash commented, “Too cute ,” while The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star Kyle Richards added, “Love this!! .”
Per the Lemme website, Lemme Colostrum Gummies are made with clinically studied colostrum isolate to support gut health, digestion, and reduce bloating—plus vitamin D3 for immune function and overall wellness. The Lemme Colostrum Liquid features bovine colostrum standardized to immunoglobulins (IgG) for vitality, full-body health, and inner beauty. It also includes lactoferrin, MCT oil, and antioxidant vitamin E.
Colostrum supplements have blown up as a wellness trend lately, with Lemme hailing it as a “nature-made superfood.” Known as “liquid gold,” colostrum is a thick, yellowish milky fluid produced by pregnant people right after giving birth, according to the Mayo Clinic. Supplemental colostrum, however, comes from cows post-delivery. It’s packed with polyunsaturated fats, proteins, vitamin B-12, vitamin K, zinc, growth factors, cytokines, and high levels of antibodies—all of which support nutrition, immune function, and gut health, per the Mayo Clinic.